Surprise….?!
Alright so.. today was pretty fucking boring. With one exception. I was in the middle of this boring ass chemistry class, when my kidneys started screaming, and I needed to take an ill piss. The upstairs bathroom always smells like ass and there is occasionally shit smeared on the walls, and that’s not always pleasant, so I decided to just go downstairs. So I open the door, and I see a pair of shoes in the stall. Cool, someones taking a shit. I decide to piss as fast as I can so i can leave before the shit bomb is dropped. My penis was not with this plan. I’m still taking the piss of my life when I hear a slight, faint.. fapping noise coming from the stall. I shake my dick and tuck it in. I still hear this mystery fapping. Decided to go with my Sherlock instincts, observe and conclude that it is indeed coming from that stall. I quietly tip toe over, and press my ear against the door. I now hear quiet grunting. Putting two and two together, I realize that, yes, someone is jacking off in that stall. I wanted to know what desperate motherfucker would resort to jerking off in a school bathroom stall, of all places. I ninja my way to see who it is, and I couldn’t believe my eyes.
Kevin Kaine. Yes, Kevin Kaine, sweaty and grunting, was pleasuring himself in the bathroom stall. Yeah. Pretty fucking disturbing. I’m pretty sure he climaxed and nutted on my way out, and yeah i didn’t feel like staying to find out. I’m going to have nightmares for days about this creepy motherfucker. I would rather masturbate with sandpaper then see this again.. real talk.
A shout out to Kevin though. Yeaaaahhhh nigga. You thought no one saw you, you creepy shit fuck. You hooked up with Diana Clemente…….. wtf… and now this… goddamn… I should buy you a fleshlight.. nigga….. i don’t even know…. i think i need to go throw up in my toilet now… enjoy this picture for the meantime.
