Fat or Slim..?
Alright so one time I was at school mad bored like usual. I was going to the first floor but I just kept feeling like if the floor was shaking. It was really scary. When I turned around to go inside the cafeteria something shocked me! I saw like the biggest jolly rancher in the world, I couldn’t beleive it was Carolina Tixie. She was talking to Stephania Acosta. It came to my mind. Of course that whole shaking thing was all because of this minituare of Ms.Fordice. Carolina and Stephania started talking so my nosey ass self decided to pitch in and pay close attention to what these girls where talking about. After a couple of minutes of chit chatting I just heard the worst life in the lies of history. Carolina’s fat ass said she weight 160 pounds. I was like WHAT THE FUCK?!?! How can this be. I mean like if you where talking to her you would know how much she really weight. She looks like a big ass asteroid that came up from Mr.Signorillis obessed ass. This shit was so funny. I couldn’t beleive she actually said this. She’s so ugly too. HAVE YOU SEEN HER FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE PICS?!?!? She looks so fucking ugly and she thinks she’s hot. All of her pics are from her chest up! She don’t want to show her fat ass body. EWWW.
CAROLINA WHY DON’T YOU JUST SAY THE TRUTH. YOU WEIGHT 267 POUNDS! DOUSCHE